• Adam: :)?
  • Amber: Yup, definitely. What?
  • Adam: What do you mean, what?
  • Amber: I mean WHAT?!
  • Adam: Are you mad?
  • Amber: No, no! I was just wondering what the smiley/question mark was about.
  • Adam: Because you never responded to my text about falling asleep. And I called you.
  • Amber: Oh, I'm sorry. I just woke up like... a half hour ago. I'm a little fuzzy. It's okay, I know you fall asleep occasionally.
  • Adam: I just really like to sleep. I do it often.
  • Amber: I know, I know.
  • Adam: I can fall asleep in like... two seconds.
  • Amber: Come here and tell me if my armpits smell bad.
  • Adam: Haha I'm working the long shift today.
  • Amber: Lies. You just don't want to smell my pits....Well, I guess Apple does own your soul.
  • Adam: (Goes without answering for twenty minutes because Apple does in fact own his soul... and texting fingers.)